Missives from the Hinterlands

HUGE, IMPORTANT DEBATE TONIGHT!!

Yeah, great. You guys can watch if you want, but I think I'll skip the big talking point recitation. Frankly, there's nothing that either candidate could say tonight that would change my mind. Even if Kerry's head were to spin around while vomiting forth green filth and reciting Revelations backward, I still wouldn't vote for George W. Bush.